Foreword: It's PDR (Personal Development and Relationships) class for the students in class 7-3. The scary substitute teacher plays the movie "The Princess Bride" for everyone to watch. There are many different opinions being thrown around about it by Jayla and some of her closest friends in the class.

Fun fact: This was the first ever *Note* written (originally written November 25th, 2004). Enjoy the true "origin" story.

*last period of the day at TJHS, PDR class for class 7-3 - watching the movie "The Princess Bride"*
Jayla: *says quietly to her friends* Has anyone seen this movie?
Shelei: Nope, but I don't like it already. *slouching in her seat, arms crossed*
Ducki: YUCK! Bor-ing!
Jayla: Should've put on “Pirates of the Caribbean” instead. *frowning*
Deanna: God, the substitute teacher is cranky! *making a repulsed face behind the teacher's back*
Shelei: You just noticed? *dryly*
Deanna: No, idiot. *shortly*
Linyear: *watching the movie* … They're gonna kiss! Heehee!! *giddy and giggling*
Jayla: *shakes her head, smirking to herself*
Shelei: Girly girl.
Linyear: And proud of it! Heeheehee!
Ducki: “True love”? Yucky yucks!
Jayla: *watching… a few moments later, she gasps* Shelei! Did you hear that?! They said -
Shelei: YESSS! *straightens up* Pirates! Let's PARTY!
Jayla: THERE we go! Whoop-whoop! Pirates are AWESOME!
Jayla & Shelei: *both watching with more interest now*
Ducki: Tey are?
Jayla: Yeah! Of course they are! *amped up*
Shelei: They better show us some pirates in this movie.
Linyear: No! Love's better!!
Jayla: Nuh-uh!
Linyear: *looks at Jayla* Don't you want -
Jayla: I'm good, thanks!! *hastily*
Linyear: *sticks her tongue out at Jayla, then giggles*
Shelei: Highwaymen! *excitedly as she watches the movie* … I think.
Linyear: *looks at Shelei now* You're evil!
Jayla: *giggles at them both*
Ducki: Kissing's icky!
Deanna: Boys are sooooo unromantic. *rolls her eyes*
Shelei: And YOU are? *sardonically*
Deanna: *glares at Shelei* Don't talk to me.
Shelei: *after a while* ... I think the dude dressed in black is either a pirate or sailor.
Linyear: Weird. *pauses* Am I the only one who likes kissing?
Jayla: It would appear so, Lin.
Ducki: Yuppers!
Deanna: I think Shelei does. *maliciously*
Shelei: Yuck! So not! *watching the movie* … That head dude's mental.
Ducki: Who ta fuzzy caterpillars?!?
Linyear: *leans forward on the table, her head rested in her sleeved hands* Oooh... the prince is hot. *a lovesick look on her face*
Jayla: *raises her eyebrow at Linyear*
Shelei: He's ugly.
Linyear: Hot.
Shelei: Not. The swordman's hotter. *pauses* I didn't say that!
Deanna: Oooooh... Shelei has a cruuuush... *smirking evilly* … on that UGLY swordsman guy.
Shelei: Do NOT!
Ducki: Who's ta prince you tink is hot, Linny?
Linyear: The prince is the guy Buttercup is supposed to marry.
Ducki: Oh... oops! I t'ought you meant tat brown-haired dude with ta mustache.
Linyear: *recoils back* No, Ducki!! *appalled* That's the sword dude!
Deanna: Ewww, that's Shelei's crush! *leans towards Shelei and cups her wings around her beak* UGLY! *tauntingly*
Shelei: He's ugly - the prince that is. *pauses* Oh! Sword fight I hope!
Jayla: Nope, not yet. Looks like it'll happen soon though…! *waiting on the edge of her seat*
Shelei: *waits for the sword fight to actually happen - and it does* YEAH! Sword fight! Go flips! Heh, heh! Oh! Yeah! *cheering*
Jayla: *watching, but also giggling at Shelei's excitement*
Shelei: I like them both! Yeah! Oh! *getting VERY into it* The dude dressed in black is hot! *pauses* … I didn't say that either!!
Deanna: Oh, yeah, sure you didn't. *sarcastically with an eyeroll*
Shelei: Seriously!
Ducki: What's ta point of sword fights??
Jayla: The “point”? It's at the tip of the sword! *giggles at her own joke*
Shelei: They're awesome!
Jayla: *still giggling* Exactly!
Ducki: *faces the screen again, he jolts in fright* Oh NO! Don't cut off tat girl's head, you farty bald man! Tat's mean!!
Deanna: Ooooh… Ducki… cruuuush… princeeesssss…
Ducki: Oh, shusup! I just don't like violence!
Shelei: ... Oh, the guy in black poured the drink out... he's mad... or dead. Or not. I like him better every minute!
Deanna: Yeah, we know you “like” him, Shelei… *smirking evilly once more*
Linyear: Oh my God!! *excitedly* The guy in black is Westley!! Him and Princess Buttercup should -
Shelei: Let me guess... kiss?
Linyear: Yeah!
Ducki: I tink Linyear wants to kiss ta prince!
Deanna: Oh, Ducki! *shakes her head* Don't be gross!
Linyear: Be that as it may, Sky is STILL the hottest man alive!!
Shelei: *watches a bit more* Yeah! He's a pirate!! I like him. *pauses - the movie transitions into a new scene* … Okay, this is weird… *turns* Do you exist, Jayla?
Jayla: *watching intently*
Linyear: Jaaaaayla??
Jayla: Hmm? *snaps out of her concentration* Oh, sorry, I'm trying to watch the movie. I'm invested!
Shelei: Of course.

BOOP BOOP BOOP

Substitute Teacher: *slams a stack of papers onto the floor* Okay, motherfuckers - put up your goddamn chairs, get all your shit together, and get the hell OUT!! *bellows* NOW!!
Class: *quickly do as they're told and scramble out in fear*

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