Foreword: The power goes out at school. Will Shelei get to avoid one of her least favorite subjects - gym class?

*gym class*
Class 7-3: *mingling together on the court, in their gym clothes… the lights are off*
Jayla: It's so dark in here… *looks around* … I wonder how long the power will be out…?
Linyear: No clue!
Jayla: Until then, no gym for us.
Shelei: *a big, rather devilish-looking grin on her face* Heheheheheheheh…
Deanna: *rolls her eyes* Of course you would laugh, you peabrain - you HATE gym!
Ducki: Wee. *uncharacteristically quietly*
Shelei: Mwahahahaha! *pauses* Oops, that's an evil laugh! *cackles*
Deanna: *glares at her* Witch.
Ducki: Ducki!
Shelei: No! Tech wiz, hair-dyin’ freak, remember?? *cheerily*
Deanna: Oh, shove a pitchfork up your ass!! *snaps* Shove it good, shove it hard. Shove it up, shove it far!!
Ducki: Oh Deanna, tat sounded narsty!
Deanna: *rounds on him* Don't you tell me what's narsty and what's not, you shitty lil' boy.
Ducki: You hurt my Ducki feelings.

BOOP BOOP BOOP

*later, French class*
Ducki: *sings* We got ta POWER!!
Jayla: Yup! Didn't take long for it to come back on!
Shelei: Shoulda come back on later… *grumbles*
Deanna: Haha! *gloats* You had to do gym after all!
Shelei: Shut. Up. *gruffly* You fuckin' bitch.
Linyear: You two! *scoldingly* Be quiet for once. And Shelei, don't drop the F-bomb like that in class!
Shelei: She's still a bitch. A friggin' bitch.
Jayla: Control yourselves… *her hands raised cautiously*
Deanna: *grins maliciously* Hey Shelei, stop insulting yourself!
Shelei: *snaps* YAAAAARRRGH! *thunk*
Jayla: *winces as Shelei's head hits her desk*
Linyear: Um... Shelei?
Ducki: She goin' bonkers!
Shelei: No, I'm bonkin’ my head on my desk! *thunk*
Ducki: Same ting, ain't it?

BOOP BOOP BOOP

*English class*
Linyear: *listening to the substitute teacher, Mr. Burly… she makes a disgusted face* Why won't this guy shut the hell up?
Shelei: Because his trap keeps flappin' like his ass.
Ducki: He has a big bum. Poopie ass.
Shelei: It's flat, too.
Deanna: *screws up her beak* Shelei, Ducki - you two are disgusting!! You're looking at his ASS?!
Ducki: Asses-for-all!
Jayla: *giggles* This idiot is “assbackwards”, right Ducki?
Ducki: BLAHOOOOOO!

END?
END!