Foreword: Ducki has some news to share! If he even understands what he's talking about...

*homeroom period*
Ducki: Praise God above! *thrusts his wings up* I've been weaned!
Jayla & Linyear: *drop their pencils* WHAT?!
Shelei: *same* THE HELL?!
Ducki: I've been weaned!
Jayla & Shelei & Linyear: You've been WHAT?!
Ducki: WEANED!
Deanna: Oh God! *turning red with embarrassment* That should've happened a LONG time ago, Ducki!!
Jayla: What do you -

BOOP BOOP BOOP

*math class*
Ducki: *wiggling in his chair* Weanie, weanie, weeeeeeanie!
Deanna: That's it! *snaps* I'm taking away that “Silly Catz" book from you! It's destroying your brain!! *pauses* However much is even there to begin with…
Jayla: “Silly Catz” book?
Deanna: It’s a stupid picture book with a bunch of weird-looking cats, and it has… VERY strange captions.
Ducki: NOOOOO! *pauses* Donner's a dunce!
Deanna: Exactly.
Jayla: Oh… *blinks* … oh dear.
Ducki: Take a sniff and guess what I did!
Shelei: Safety. *rolls her eyes*
Ducki: It's incwedible what you can see for fitty-five cents!
Deanna: God… *facepalms*
Ducki: *flails his wings* WEEEEEEEEEE… nie.

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